I'm NOT on the snotty list!

Ok, so this is what Mia has been walking around all morning saying. It all started while in Walmart. This is the conversation:
E- I'm being a good helper, so I'm going to get presents from santa.
Me-yes you are, I bet you will be on the good list. Mia (who's been a pill), do you want coal this year or presents?
M- What?
Me- If you're naughty you go on the naughty list and get coal in your stocking instead of presents.
E- You are on the naughty list.
M- I'm NOT on the snotty list.
E- Yes you are.
M- I'm Not on the snotty list.
E- Yes you are. Mommy tell her.
Me- You aren't on the snotty list, but you're going to be on the naughty list is you don't start behaving and being a good helper when we ask.
M- I'm not on the snotty list!!!
This went on for a good 10 minutes as people all around u snickered as we walked by.


Our dog has also gone missing. It has been a week tomorrow. No phone calls or anything. So, Bear we miss you and hope you are somewhere safe.